Please Quotes

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

Audiences are harder to please if you're just giving them effects, but they're easy to please if it's a good story.

A nice adaptation of conditions will make almost any hypothesis agree with the phenomena. This will please the imagination but does not advance our knowledge.

I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either.

The desire to please other people is a potent way to distract yourself from what you are feeling.

The principal rule of art is to please and to move. All the other rules were created to achieve this first one.

Leave me in the night but please don't leave me in the dark

Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.

If you happen to pass by 84 Charing Cross Road, kiss it for me? I owe it so much.

When people do things for you, it's because they want to - because you, in some way, give them something meaningful that makes them want to please you, not because anyone owes you anything.

He who wisheth to enter Paradise at the best door must please his father and mother.

I am a professed atheist, until I find myself in serious circumstances. Then I quickly fall on my knees, in my mind if not literally, and I say : 'Please God, save me from this.'

Please leave me something...even one memory would be enough.

Please eat less meat - meat is a very carbon-intensive commodity.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.

In one dancing saloon I saw the only rational method of art criticism I have ever come across. Over the piano was printed a notice: 'Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.'

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

Papa, please get the moon for me.

If people say Jeet Kune Do is different from this or from that, then let the name of Jeet Kune Do be wiped out, for that is what it is, just a name. Please don't fuss over it.

Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.

You can't be striving to please; you must be striving to get to the heart of the matter.

When you say or do anything to please, get, keep, influence, or control anyone or anything, fear is the cause and pain is the result.

I don't try to please when I play. I try to cure.

You must strive with all possible care to please God in such a manner as neither to do nor behold anything, without first consulting Him, and in everything to seek Him alone and His glory.

Please think about your legacy, because you're writing it every day.

Most people who ask for advice from others have already resolved to act as it pleases them.

Sexy as she wanna be and she dancing next so close to me. I said please excuse, you steppin on expensive shoes.

This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present... Please leave your message after the tone."

Please understand. Please forgive me. I prayed every day for you to be alive, until hope became painful. Don't hate me. I still love you.

Today is my anniversary of ordination to the priesthood. Please pray for me and all priests.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Pride is seldom delicate, it will please itself with very mean advantages; and envy feels not its own happiness, but when it may be compared with the misery of others

The only artist who does not deserve respect is the one who works to please the public, for commercial success or for official success.

We cannot, without depraving our minds, endeavour to please a lover or husband, but in proportion as he pleases us.

My doctor was like, 'Any questions?' And I was like, 'Yes! When can I drink please?!' I just want a margarita.

Protest is when I say this does not please me. Resistance is when I ensure what does not please me occurs no more.

I'm not such a bad fighter myself," Skye said. Po exploded with laughter. "Oh, fight him, Katsa. Please fight him. I can't imagine a more entertaining diversion.

You have to take criticism with a grain of salt because you're never going to please everybody.

Please find me a one-armed economist so we will not always hear, "On the other hand..."

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

He who writes distichs, wishes, I suppose, to please by brevity. But, tell me, of what avail is their brevity, when there is a whose book full of them?

Pride, like laudanum and other poisonous medicines, is beneficial in small, though injurious in large, quantities. No man who is not pleased with himself, even in a personal sense, can please others.

Pride is seldom delicate; it will please itself with very mean advantages.

When asked what was the proper time for supper: If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.

Love doesn't please itself by seeking revenge. Love sacrifices itself for the good of others.

We can never do the right thing as long as we are out to please someone else.