Pants Quotes

I personally believe Patch scared the pants off normal, and it took off running for the far side of the world.

Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'

Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there.

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

He seemed wild and dangerous and carefree--well, he would, would'nt he? What were motorcycles and black leather pants if not the uniform of a wild, dangerous and carefree man?

I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars.

Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants.

T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.

I've never been good at accepting jobs six months down the line. I can't do it. If I'm thinking about this, I can't think about that. So I always seem to fly by the seat of my pants.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

I always wear the same thing at home. I can't be bothered with jewelry. My pants have elastic waists. I like to be comfortable. There are so many more important things to worry about.

If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people would go mad. Married men would run amuck.

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent.

It would be a lovely place if we didn't necessarily judge or jump to conclusions because someone wants to wear a dress or because someone wants to wear pants.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

Always do your best because a pat on the back is real close to a kick in the pants.

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?

Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?

I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.

I admit I love clothes and I buy clothes. But they sit in my closet. I like a pair of comfy pants, flip flops and a t- shirt. And when we pick a restaurant, my criteria is: Where can I wear this?.

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

I’m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I’ve struggled with my whole life.

It's not that I don't like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days.

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

The suffix 'naut' comes from the Greek and Latin words for ships and sailing. Astronaut suggests 'a sailor in space.' Chimponaut suggests 'a chimpanzee in sailor pants'.

I love putting on an outfit or a costume and just looking at myself in the mirror. Baggy pants or some real funky shoes and a hat and just feeling the character of it. That's fun to me.

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!

You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till you cry like a baby.

Most decisions are seat-of-the-pants judgments. You can create a rationale for anything. In the end, most decisions are based on intuition and faith.

My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy.

You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants, absolutely. But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich. It just doesn't.

In every decade rock and roll starts to get very serious and navel gazing and kind of self serious and every once and a while it kind of needs a kick in the pants.

I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course.

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.

We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first and then put my pants on first. I don't need people to tell me that.

I like to keep a uniform - wear a blazer, try to keep the same colour pants; very tailored, very fitted but still edgy.

What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.

I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear pleated pants! I'm like, 'C'mon, Tiger!'

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!