Pants Quotes

I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown pants and a bare torso could speak profound things.

The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.

Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.

(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them.

Marlene Dietrich and Roy Rogers are the only two living humans who should be allowed to wear black leather pants.

I used my pants to illustrate.

I don't wear pants, or like them; I'm a Jewish woman who's made the decision to wear skirts, so I wear mostly skirts past the knee.

[A photograph] should do something to the beholder; either give a more complete appreciation of beauty, or, if nothing else, even a good mental kick in the pants.

I was a chubby boy. My pants used to wear out in the middle, and it was because my legs used to rub together. I wasn't obese, just chunky.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.

Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole?

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

There are rules for hiding in plain sight. The first rule, or at least the one that Sandor repeats most often, is “Don’t be stupid.” I’m about to break that rule by taking off my pants.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.

My credit card company calls me if it looks like I've bought too many hoodies and cargo pants for my kid at Old Navy.

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.

The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.

This is not a book in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of art, a kick in the pants to God, Man, Destiny, Time, Love, Beauty... what you will.

I have a fuller figure and sometimes like to hide my legs. Palazzo pants accentuate my small waist and make me feel a little like Katharine Hepburn.

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember.

I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.

I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not.

If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.

I can never tell what I'm gonna wear. I kind of just put on whatever feels right. Sometimes that's Converse and a T-shirt, sometimes it's Givenchy heels and leather pants.

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

I want to catch Mr Whitlam with his pants down.

I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!'

At home, a T-shirt and something loose like harem pants would do. If I'm stepping out, a pair of blue jeans and a white tee are just fine.

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.

The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

I love wearing flat shoes, but I am not one of those girls who walks around in sweat pants and sneakers.

My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts.

No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants

If I lose, I'm going to retire from politics, practice law, and wear bright leather pants.

I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants.

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.

On my first album I was wearing a lot of guys pants, baggy clothes and stuff like that. I was 17 and I was a little tomboy. And you would never see me wearing a dress or heels on my first record.

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.

I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there.

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.