Up with skirts, down with pants!'

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

You said we all want there to be more than this! Well, there's always more than this. There's always something you don't know.

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

Anger gets me going.Hope sustains me.

I don't enter, I'm entered. It's up to someone else. It's up to them.

Peace and love are ever in us, being and working; but we be not alway in peace and in love.

If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.

My philosophy has always been, you don't put your name in front of a movie.

You’re not going to be a 1.000 hitter all the time. You’re going to be more wrong than right. You just have to correct your errors as quickly, as economically, as possible.

When a man knows that the abstraction ten exists - nothing on earth can stop him from looking for the fact of eleven.

Anything that makes you happy can make you sad.