Amy Sedaris Quotes
Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.
Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.
I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.
I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.
Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.
I've never played anyone who didn't like themselves. I don't care if they're unattractive, but it's important that they think of themselves as attractive. And I guess that's part of their charm.
It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.
My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.
On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris
A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.
I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.
I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.
