Night Quotes

It just makes me wonder what subject you blame for talking to me every night.' I'm still settling on an answer for that one. Probably Chemistry. Jesus Christ. I can't believe I just wrote that.

And on a completely different note I will NOT in fact be sharing my bra size, that was a very sleepy tweet last night but I ain't no an A cup.

In the middle of the night, if you have decided to do something good for the world, don't wait for the morning to come!

I sometimes lie awake at night and try to imagine what would be the best period in history to spend one's seventy-odd years.

Every night I watch the nightly news. It's funded by the pharmaceutical companies. Virtually every ad is a drug ad. They get their say every night on the nightly news through advertising.

I was vulnerable every day. Every night that I stepped on stage I was laying myself open.

Whatever you paid to see Michael Jordan it wasn't enough. You knew that every night out there you were gonna get the greatest concert of your life.

There used to be a lot of acts, which was good, because people don't want to see the same act every night. But, you don't want too many acts, you don't want to over-saturate it.

For a successful strategy session, keep the food light, the lights bright, and drink caffeine all night.

And the ultimate thing is, I may not be the expert that some people are on foreign policy, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week.

Putting the makeup on, not a problem. Taking the makeup off, every night.... it makes your face swell.

You don't have to go out and party every night. You can act because it's your dream.

Our unconscious is like a vast subterranean factory with intricate machinery that is never idle, where work goes on day and night from the time we are born until the moment of our death.

This book will take you two days to read. Did you even see the cover? It’s mostly pink. If you’re reading this book every night for months, something is not right.

I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I had no idea which joke I was telling. So I told jokes twice. I even told that one twice.

I know people who believe in ghosts but don’t believe in themselves. It’s kind of sad. Okay you don’t think you’ll ever make it as a musician, but last night you saw a translucent caveman.

Before I had kids, I was out every night of the week.

During the battles last night and at dawn, they [ Ba'th Socialist Party fighters] had destroyed three American helicopters

Stage is really hard work. You've got to do it every night. Not like doing it once and walking away.

I came to Moscow when I was 5 years old from Baku. To walk all night in Moscow will bring back my youth to me.

I got your strand of hair, I kiss it day and night.

Don't try to watch two teams in one night. Focus on one team, and focus on five or six guys at first.

You know the block was ill as a youngster Every night it was like a, cop would get killed body found in the dumpster

Got to fight to control the violent side, every day and night.

I wouldn't go that far. But I know my way around the kitchen. I make dinner every night.

The reality of one night, let alone that of a whole lifetime, can never be the whole truth.

I would introduce myself if it were not useless. The name I had last night will not be the same as the name I have tonight. For the moment, then, let me say that I am thinking of Sam Slovoda.

The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again; it has perhaps not been here so intensely in thirty years, not since the Nazis were prospering, but it is coming back.

Say what you will, there is something fine about our old aristocracy. I'll bet Trotsky couldn't hit a moving secretary with an egg on a dark night.

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.

Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can get a little tiring.

I'm not a creature of the night, mate.

I'm still standing up there tall and strong every night that I perform.

It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me and God, you never really know.

Couple in the next room bound to win a prize, they've been going at it all night long.

I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a night of all women comics, and they invited me to do that.

I used to go into the studio around midnight and stay all night.

Everyday was another day spent waiting. Every night was another night when she might meet someone who would recognize her true worth.

I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events.

I sometimes lie awake at night and wonder why I am still so popular and, to be honest, I don't know.

I don't go to bed every night worried about getting back into baseball.

We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he keeps watching it.

When I take my Les Paul onstage, it's reliable. An SG could be different from night to night, but a Les Paul is so solid and reliable that you can trust it every night

Like last night I had a sequence with a gun and, to be honest, for me to be threatening with a gun and not be comical is quite hard.

Fashion is an illusion. It's a multibillion-pound industry that has to appear frivolous. Designers work and work and work, all night sometimes.

Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.

Instead, our system of "corrections" is about arm's-length revenge and retribution, all day and all night. Then its overseers wonder why people leave prison more broken than when they went in.

I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' since I was ten.

I enjoy getting gussied up for an event or date night.