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Napkins Quotes: "The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin."

The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin.



Napkins Quotes: "When we ever invited the beast to dinner he didn't come in and swipe the napkins and start taking notes on the tablecloth 'bout how to take over the whole house?"

When we ever invited the beast to dinner he didn't come in and swipe the napkins and start taking notes on the tablecloth 'bout how to take over the whole house?




Napkins Quotes: "I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin."

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.



Napkins Quotes: "Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins."

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.




Napkins Quotes: "Never buy anything that you can't illustrate on the back of a napkin."

Never buy anything that you can't illustrate on the back of a napkin.



Napkins Quotes: "The odour of Burgundy, and the smell of French sauces, and the sight of clean napkins and long loaves, knocked as a very welcome visitor at the door of our inner man."

The odour of Burgundy, and the smell of French sauces, and the sight of clean napkins and long loaves, knocked as a very welcome visitor at the door of our inner man.



Napkins Quotes: "I had an American journalist say to me, "Is it true you wrote the whole of the first novel on napkins?" I was tempted to say, "On teabags, I used to save them."

I had an American journalist say to me, "Is it true you wrote the whole of the first novel on napkins?" I was tempted to say, "On teabags, I used to save them.




Napkins Quotes: "We don't choose our talents; but we needn't hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want."

We don't choose our talents; but we needn't hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want.



Napkins Quotes: "XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language."

XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language.



Napkins Quotes: "There's not a shirt and a half in all my company, and the half shirt is two napkins tacked together and thrown over the shoulders like a herald's coat without sleeves."

There's not a shirt and a half in all my company, and the half shirt is two napkins tacked together and thrown over the shoulders like a herald's coat without sleeves.



Napkins Quotes: "All that changing of plates and flapping of napkins while you wait 40 minutes for your food."

All that changing of plates and flapping of napkins while you wait 40 minutes for your food.



Napkins Quotes: "When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works."

When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works.




Napkins Quotes: "The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin."

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.



Napkins Quotes: "So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth."

So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth.



Napkins Quotes: "I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins."

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.



Napkins Quotes: "The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor outside my building is now just selling napkins."

The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor outside my building is now just selling napkins.



Napkins Quotes: "Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouse buttons, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs"

Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouse buttons, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs



Napkins Quotes: "Good?” Cam said. “Right?” I took another bite and nodded. “Well, I have a whole ton of them at home.” He stretched as he rolled up his napkin. “Just saying."

Good?” Cam said. “Right?” I took another bite and nodded. “Well, I have a whole ton of them at home.” He stretched as he rolled up his napkin. “Just saying.



Napkins Quotes: "Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!"

Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!



Napkins Quotes: "Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency."

Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency.



Napkins Quotes: "If I scribbled a few words on a cocktail napkin and showed it to my family, they'd proclaim it astonishing and more culturally relevant than the Bible."

If I scribbled a few words on a cocktail napkin and showed it to my family, they'd proclaim it astonishing and more culturally relevant than the Bible.



Napkins Quotes: "Do you girls have hope chests?' Lloyd asked. We certainly do.' I don't,' said Betsy. 'My husband and I are going to use paper plates and napkins.' Poor Joe!' Lucky Larry!"

Do you girls have hope chests?' Lloyd asked. We certainly do.' I don't,' said Betsy. 'My husband and I are going to use paper plates and napkins.' Poor Joe!' Lucky Larry!



Napkins Quotes: "I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the house."

I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the house.



Napkins Quotes: "When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins, writing paper. Our consumption of trees is endless."

When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins, writing paper. Our consumption of trees is endless.



Napkins Quotes: "When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They're really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches."

When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They're really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches.



Napkins Quotes: "Back then, a few doilies and napkins were all that a lot of women had. In the little house where I grew up, the pillowcases my grandmother embroidered were the only things of beauty."

Back then, a few doilies and napkins were all that a lot of women had. In the little house where I grew up, the pillowcases my grandmother embroidered were the only things of beauty.



Napkins Quotes: "Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee)"

Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee)



Napkins Quotes: "I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like that."

I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like that.



Napkins Quotes: "Herman Cain said he wants people to know that there's more between his ears than pepperoni and pizza sauce. He says there's also a few napkins and crazy bread."

Herman Cain said he wants people to know that there's more between his ears than pepperoni and pizza sauce. He says there's also a few napkins and crazy bread.