My Dog Quotes
Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you don't have to declare war. You're just at war and we did that, which is not legal.
The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
When I get into trouble at school I'd like to take an invisibility cloak, drape it over me and sneak out the door. Or I'd like to have a 3 headed-dog because then no one would argue with me.
The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox.
No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.
Feeding the media is like training a dog. You can't throw an entire steak at a dog to train it to sit. You have to give it little bits of steak over and over again until it learns.
Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog.
The breeding of shepherd dogs is the breeding of working dogs; and this must always be the aim, or we shall cease to produce shepherd dogs.
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.
Humans will always tell you the story. Dogs can only tell you the truth. Trust your instincts and listen your dog.
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, Filling an emptiness we don't even know we have.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
He was breakfasting in the marketplace, and the bystanders gathered round him with cries of "dog." "It is you who are dogs," cried he, "when you stand round and watch me at my breakfast."
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and stuffed animals, pretend like they're real dogs.
You ain't nothing but hound dog, cryin' all the time. You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.
I had a wonderful teacher about animal behavior - my dog Rusty. He taught me that animals have personalities, minds, and feelings.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
They take unbelievable pleasure in the hideous blast of the hunting horn and baying of the hounds. Dogs dung smells sweet as cinnamon to them.
I spend my nights just sitting and reading a book and drinking my tea and walking my dog. That's about as exciting as my life gets.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal
A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.
