My Dog Quotes

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.

The love between dog and man is idyllic, dogs were never expelled from paradise.

I still enjoy the company of most dogs more than that of most people, because dogs are capable of uncomplicated enthusiasm.

For those who love dogs, it would be the worst form of a lie to call any place where dogs were banned "Paradise." Certainly no loving God would separate people from their canine friends for eternity.

A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!

Dogs are us, only innocent.

The more I know about men the more I like dogs.

I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree.

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.

Feeling animalistic. Feeling Hyena. Feeling Wolf. Feeling Dog. I am tongue and heart.

Never knew a man not to be improved by a dog.

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be downhearted.

I think people should elect a cat person. If you elect a dog person, you elect someone who wants to be loved. If you elect a cat person, you elect someone who wants to serve.

I was a dog on a short chain / and now there's no chain.

For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print.

When people ask me which is your favourite portrait, they expect it to be Diana, or someone famous. But the answer is my dog, Puffy. They think I mean Puff Daddy. No, it is the dog.

When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.

As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.

I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog.

A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show.

I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of blindness.

Fergie will sing ballads to the dogs and they'll sit there rapt. You know your wife's a star when she keeps the dogs entertained for 20 minutes.

I'll sue!" Ian sputtered. "I'll sue you AND the dog. And the country of South Korea. And...and..." "The landscape architect?" Natalie asked. "The landscape architect!" Ian shouted.

The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" - the sound of a lap dog.

I was Chairman Mao's dog. I bit whomever he asked me to bite.

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that went a lot deeper than the dead dog, which is you can't bring back anything to life.

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.

Dogs are not people dressed up in fur coats, and to deny them their nature is to do them great harm.

A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart.

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

My dear old dog, most constant of all friends.

You wanna hang with the big dogs, you can't piss like a pup.

I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

I am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, you needn't be hanged like a dog.

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

You can be full of kindness and love, but you cannot sleep next to a mad dog.

A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.

Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than love and respect.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

One of the most enduring friendships in history - dogs and their people, people and their dogs.

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts