No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities.

I am, as I am; whether hideous, or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.

Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed.

Dream tonight of peacock tails, Diamond fields and spouter whales. Ills are many, blessing few, But dreams tonight will shelter you.

Toil is man's allotment; toil of brain, or toil of hands, or a grief that's more than either, the grief and sin of idleness.

Meditation and water are wedded for ever.

I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.

Aye, aye! and I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up.

War should be carried on like a monsoon; one changeless determination of every particle towards the one unalterable aim.

If those who know leave those who don't, don't....... the world will turn to a school teaching ignorance.

Runnin's not a bad thing, sir, so long as you're runnin' towards somethin' good.

I once saw you in a tuxedo and all I wanted to do is eat.

I don’t mind hot and spicy. Actually find that appealing in a girl. And chicken wings.

You don't have to be smart or anything. The fire warms you.

In my opinion, New York City police officers are brave.

When you're Judy Garland and you want something, you just pick up the phone and call somebody. Anybody.

I really would like to work with kids if I was not a model.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

As our society gets more complex and our people get more complacent, the role of the jester is more vital than ever before. Please stop sitting around. We need you to make a ruckus.