This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.

Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.

I love a man who can wear my underwear.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

You cannot always wait for the perfect time. Sometimes you must dare to jump.

Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.

When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'

No one's ever happy with their position in Hollywood. You hear that from people you'd never dream would complain.

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.

They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!

Ethnic, cultural, artistic and culinary diversity. LA...a feast for the senses.

People are like a pack of dogs sometimes. All right one by one, but together... together they do awful things they don't mean to do.

The church that can't worship must be entertained. And leaders who can't lead a church to worship must provide the entertainment.

Strategy should evolve out of the mud of the marketplace, not in the antiseptic environment of an ivory tower.

After night comes day. After death comes life. Even at your darkest time look around because you are never really alone. You are loved.

I never thought to ever ask for money. I was so stupid.

The person who betrayed you is sunning themselves on a beach in Hawaii and you're knotted up in hatred. Who is suffering?

As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a crime is going to have one and going to get it.

There's no education in the second kick of a mule

One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

You may not have a physical impairment, but you have things, whether it's finances, self-esteem, it doesn't matter. It's cut from the same cloth.