Legs Quotes

As the lad himself might say, cut my legs off and call me Shorty! Elvis Presley can act...Acting is his assignment in this shrewdly upholstered showcase, and he does it.

Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes.

I have left my balls to Robespierre and my legs to Couthon. That should help the Committee of Public Safety for a while.

As strong as my legs are, it is my mind that has made me a champion.

A giraffe is so much a lady that one refrains from thinking of her legs, but remembers her as floating over the plains in long garb, draperies of morning mist her mirage.

We''d like to be welcomed with open arms and open legs

Winning is about heart, not just legs. It's got to be in the right place.

Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch.

Dancing is poetry with arms and legs.

Never give up. When your heart becomes tired, just walk with your legs - but move on.

I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.

When disease took my legs, I eventually realized I didn't need them to lead a full, empowering life; Only True Disability Is in Our Mind.

I believe in myself over everyone else. There's nothing that walks on two legs that I'm afraid of.

If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.

The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time.

Runners don't run with their legs, they run ON their legs. In reality, they run with their Arms!

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward.

You're not going to see your dreams come true if you don't put wings, legs, arms, hands, and feet on 'em.

Victims of oppression & injustice don't need our spasm of passion....they need our legs & lungs of endurance.

When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

You grow up with your father holding you down and covering your mouth so another man can make a horrible searing pain between your legs.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

The last leg of a bull market always ends in hysteria; the last leg of a bear market always ends in panic.

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.

When you’re unsure, jump with your eyes closed and legs wide open

Eighty years old! No eyes left, no ears, no teeth, no legs, no wind! And when all is said and done, how astonishingly well one does without them.

If anyone can show me ... that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife, I'll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.

We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.

Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.

Don't run with your legs, run with your heart.

The centipede has rhythm and flow in its hundred legs precisely because it does not have to think about it. Consider this the next time you move the instruments of your art.

Martial art is a form of expression, an expression from your inner self to your hands and legs.

Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide TV. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that.

I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits

Every time I race, I will race so fiercely my legs cry.

Whether an illness affects your heart, your leg or your brain, it's still an illness, and there should be no distinction.

The ancient Greeks noticed that a man with arms and legs extended described a circle, with his navel as the center.

She could not complain about not having shoes when the person she was talking to had no legs.

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed.

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

Most of the hotel gym's are not adequate. I mean you might be able to train your arms, but you aren't going to be able to train legs, back, or even chest if they don't have dumbbells and benches.

Now I'm going to put my eyelashes on and stretch my legs out and do a show.

For, as I think I have said, I can only meditate when I am walking. When I stop I cease to think; my mind only works with my legs.