Laughing Quotes

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs, but it's a great thing to do in my book.

It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wrists, but to make people laugh is a very intoxicating, wonderful thing.

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I think just because life is hard, it does seem fun to have a break and laugh about things, so I think in the end, my instincts go there.

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

I like literature that you respond to in some way. You laugh, you cry, you turn the light on - that's great, it's eliciting a response by proxy.

If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

Laugh as loud as you please at your companion's wit; do not even smile at his folly.

He who, in questions of right, virtue, or duty, sets himself above all ridicule, is truly great, and shall laugh in the end with truer mirth than ever he was laughed at.

The immoderate cannot laugh moderately.

I laugh at my heart, and do its will

Go now and wash yourself first, for the sun will laugh at you if he sees how dirty you are.

If those extra-social brains are so potent, why after all do they effect so little? A dull police-officer, with the machine behind him, can afford to laugh at most experiments in anarchy.

I love to improvise, but I always thought "Man, it's like the final frontier for improvisational actors, to really go for something emotional, something that's not just chasing the laugh."

The kind of über-objective is to make people laugh. You always have to have that in the back of your mind, "Eh, I've got to figure out a way to make this funny."

If I ever tell the same story twice, just laugh and roll with it because, when you get older, you start doing that kind of stuff.

Violence against judges and threats of violence against Judges is on the rise and it is no laughing matter. When leaders attempt to rationalize this violence, it only makes the problem worse.

And I agreed, but still, she owed us an explanation. If she was up there, down there, out there, somewhere, maybe she would laugh.

There's not swelling music and emotional scenes in life, and there's not long pauses when you tell a joke for everybody to laugh. That's not how it goes. Life just sort of happens to you.

If you see the world as gloomily as I see it, the only thing to do is laugh or shoot yourself.

Oscar Wilde turned the world upside down and was able to laugh at it, and hopefully by the time I'm 120 and worn out, that's what I will achieve. I love being alive so much.

Life, a beauty chased by tragic laughter.

I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so they stay.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Money makes a man laugh.

You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.

The only way I've learned to change anyone's mind politically is to make them laugh. My whole career has been about that.

You don't have to underestimate your audience anymore. They'd actually like to laugh a little bit. So, the character came to me and once it's got its grips in you, there's nowhere to go.

She went kind of pink and laughed, the kind of laugh you do when you know yo shouldn't be laughing. The kind of laugh that spoke of a conspiracy.

I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you feel better for that hour and a half show. It gets your mind off of it.

The laughing way we make damaged people our playthings, it's so dehumanizing.

I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.

Feathers filled the small room. Our laughter kept the feathers in the air. I thought about birds. Could they fly is there wasn't someone, somewhere, laughing?

Laughing and crying, you know it's the same release.

We'll laugh and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses down.

They used to laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double decker buses, all because there was no driver on the top.

I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.

I know how to make an audience laugh, 'cause I grew up on Third Rock from the Sun, week after week in front of audiences, making them laugh.

It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat.

I feel sexiest when I can make you laugh.

I want people to react to my work, to think, to question, to challenge, to cry and laugh and feel.

In life, I'd much rather have people laughing at me than booing me.

There are just things you can explore in a movie that you can't in 22 minutes with a laugh track.

I'm a happy, happy person. I laugh. I'm not angry. I'm only disgusted with a few people in the world that I have to see. But I'm not angry at all.

I'm not great at fear. I made the least frightening vampire show ever on TV. I'm pretty much good at heroic narratives and making people laugh, and that's pretty much it.