There's not swelling music and emotional scenes in life, and there's not long pauses when you tell a joke for everybody to laugh. That's not how it goes. Life just sort of happens to you.

My favorite water cooler topic is fantasy football. I used to make fun of friends for doing it and now I'm obsessed.

Guys have a level of insecurity and vulnerability that's exponentially bigger than you think. With the primal urge to be alpha comes extreme heartbreak. The harder we fight, the harder we fall.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

It's not about celebrity or not. It's all about, do you have that 'girl in a cardigan' in you. You gotta have that.

Trophies and medals have never meant much to me. I've had amazing experiences, which let you feel like you've accomplished something.

I certainly went into losing my virginity terrified. Going on stage, I could only have imagined the worst possible outcomes. And then it went fine.

I've never been compared to Bugs Bunny and that's amazing, thank you.

Each cast member brings their own vibe and antics to the set. You're constantly surrounded by fun loving people who can make you laugh in their own way

When everything gets turned upside down, it only leads to better quality stuff.

We actually try our best to be non-biased, but for me, that was the best movie ["Sicario"], filmmaking-wise and storytelling-wise, and connected to me the most. I thought it was great.

Life is eternal game, there are no rules. Indulge yourself.

Switch over to the right channel in your life --- positive attitude, right kind of food, right people and positive conversations.

Until we can receive with an open heart, we are never really giving with an open heart.

A man who lacks understanding is susceptible to deception

Meanwhile,” Simon added, “I wanted to tell you that lately I‘ve been cross-dressing. Also, I‘m sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know.

This is one night I wish I smoked and drank.

I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom.

If some beggar steals a bridle he'll be hung by a man who's stolen a horse.

Live theatre provides a rush you can't get in film or television. But it is the TV and film work that offers the leisure to go off and do a play.

On a personal level, you wear different masks.