I know how to make an audience laugh, 'cause I grew up on Third Rock from the Sun, week after week in front of audiences, making them laugh.

Even today, in our progressive times, in most movies that come out, the men have to have biceps and the women have to be thin or something.

My dad never blew anything up, but he probably had friends who did. He and my mom have always preached that the pen is mightier than a Molotov cocktail.

It's less about what you do and more about who you are doing it with.

Media used to be one way. Everyone else in the world just had to listen. Now the internet is allowing what used to be a monologue to become a dialogue. I think that's healthy.

If you're going to put yourself above everybody else, you might end up alone.

The Sun is such a lonely star. Whenever he comes out to see his friends, they all disappear.

The most valiant thing you can do as an artist is inspire someone else to be creative.

If you know which way the current is going, you can use it to your advantage.

The Internet is allowing us to get back to what's really more natural, which is that storytelling is a shared thing. It's our natural way to be communal.

When I was Younger, I wanted to be something.Now, I just want to be younger.

Forsaking the shield of insensibility she had tightly woven over herself during her years as a gelder, she unbarred her heart. She invited him in.

A person's last moments are an important thing. Yuou can't choose how you're born, but you can choose how you die.

If one has a good disposition, what other virtue is needed? If a man has fame, what is the value of other ornamentation?

It is 'where we are' that should make all the difference, whether we believe we belong there or not.

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

I see you are already as timid as a slave: you might as well be in love.

Not only did I get an A in music but I got an A in ladies.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

I can't say that I always want to get out of bed, you know.