I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

Sometimes, though, you have to do things for family, even if you'd rather not.

In the land of the seeing, blind Lady Justice is Queen.

He had been kicked in the head by a mule when young and believed everything he read in the Sunday papers.

The northern lights rise like a kiss to the sea

I will never, for the future, paint the portrait of a tyrant until his head lies before me on the scaffold.

The important thing in life is to have a great aim, and the determination to attain it.

Dance with her, and she will forgive much. Dance well, and she will forgive anything.

They are a special breed-like normal accountants, but without the soppy sentimentality. These are the oncologists of market capitalism.

I really wanted a guitar. As A little boy I used to tell people I was going to be a musician. They would humor me, and I'd make up thirty minute songs and drive them nuts.

I should probably be afraid. But instead a hysterical laugh bubbles inside me, because I just remembered something: Maybe I can’t hold a gun. But I have a knife in my back pocket.