Laughing Quotes

I wanted to be a psychologist. You know, I thought that's what I'd be doing and it just goes to show you that, if you tell God your plans, He will laugh in your face.

The woman let out an expansive laugh that resounded through the house like a spray of broken glass.

I remember seeing Eddie Murphy RAW and seeing people laughing and having a good time and that was the same response I was getting so I thought I was on to something.

[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

The response you get when you're young like "oh you're just getting laughs because you're a little kid and you're cute". They weren't trying to encourage me at all or tell me to keep pursuing this.

I always laugh a lot when I see the dramas that I end up doing. I see myself behaving very seriously and I'm like, 'What is this?'

When I don't have anything to say, I don't publish. Rather than posting something that's not very interesting, it's best to wait until you have something that really inspires you and makes you laugh.

Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door

I 'ad a toy when I was little,' said Suzy. She frowned for a moment, then added, 'Can't remember what it was. It moved and made me laugh.

I don't want to hear songs about how sunshiny things are. I don't like songs that feel like radio candy I like the ones that make you think, laugh or cry - they pull some kind of emotion out of you.

The world is on fire! And you are laughing? You are deep in the dark. Will you not ask for a light?

Hany Abu-Assad was sitting next to me, and his film 'Paradise Now' had won the Golden Globe. He said to me at the Globes, 'Paradise now, talk to you later.' [laughs] I gave him a big hug for that.

Blood spurted from his nose. Okay, I couldn't help myself. I burst out laughing.

I think that Ionesco's greatest weapon is that he's able to make us laugh at the darkest corners of our souls.

That older and greater church to which I belong: the church where the oftener you laugh the better, because by laughter only can you destroy evil without malice

No one is more himself than the moment when he's laughing at a joke. It's at those moments that people's defenses go down, and that's when you can slip in a good idea.

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

No one is ever more him/herself than when they really laugh. Their defenses are down. It's very Zen-like, that moment. They are completely open.

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father are funny.

This is a business that I have always had the last laugh in.It has nothing to do with acting, it has to do with good karma.

We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake.

Women laugh when they can, and weepe when they will.

Learn weeping, and thou shalt laugh gaining.

Least at thine own things laugh.

Knowledge makes one laugh, but wealth makes one dance.

It is the heart that is not sure of its God that is afraid to laugh in His presence.

We know the degree of refinement in people by the matter they laugh at and the ring of the laugh.

When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it.

A laughing fool ... seems born for nothing but to show his teeth.

She just laughed in his face and told him she'd sooner crawl in a bed with his father's leeches before she'd crawl in one with him. She stopped laughing when he put his knife in her.

she would die as she had lived, with an axe in her hand and a laugh upon her lips.

You can say you're a liberal and everybody laughs and it's a good time.

I commend you, however, for passing the time in as merry a manner as you possibly could; it is assuredly better to go laughing than crying thro' the rough journey of life.

The heart / That laughs must ache.

When I'm depressed and I feel low thinking that good movies are not made any more, then I put on his movies and I watch them. I laugh and I cry and I have great pleasure.

I think our biggest goal is to laugh.

What a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh.

It really does mean so much when your cast mates, who you respect so much, tell you that you made them laugh.

There are these important things in some people's lives that can make you laugh even when you're going through a tough time or a stressful week.

My grandfather can barely even hear, and Chevy Chase makes a face, and he laughs.

More people laugh at us than with us, however it may appear at the moment.

Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your eyes to see it.

But let us laugh carelessly like other men. Let us be timid even among fools. Let us knot silence around our throats. For they would surely kill us.

Some of the funniest moments I've had have been like, at a funeral. Somebody says something and everyone's laughing because you have so much pain, but you need that moment of levity.

There were never that many women stand-up comics in the past because the power to make people laugh is also a power that gets people upset.