Laughing Quotes

One who no longer wishes to laugh had best marry in France; they will soon find that it is no laughing matter.

Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.

We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear,And that's the burden of a year.

Might as Well Laugh ...remember ...when ...Life ...made ...sense

Don't make me laugh, I'd much rather cry.

The tragedian will always be a limited tragedian if he has not learned how to laugh. The comedian who cannot weep will never touch the highest levels of mirth.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

Laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder, under the covers, and I guess that's why they call it the blues.

I became an altar boy because of the solemn face, but I got thrown out at fourteen for laughing. Because the priest used to mumble everything except the church plate takings.

I can cry at the drop of a hat. I've always found that easier than laughing in films.

Well, shoes, bags and clutches are usually my big weaknesses - my husband always laughs when I call them 'investment pieces.'

You have to laugh at yourself, because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't.

I'm kinda rather make people laugh I guess or cry or whatever but bragging about what I have for me personally uncharacteristic I guess.

If you can jump up onstage and make people laugh, shouldn't you also be able to inhabit a character?

I think I have a sense of mischief and that I can laugh at myself.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

The thing you realize pretty quickly, though, is that being in front of an audience whose job it is to laugh is a big pressure if the writing is not hilarious.

I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is not funny is hard.

I did five episodes of Townies as Jenna Elfman's boyfriend. I was a guest star, but it was the first time I really got to play laughs in front of a sitcom audience.

The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal.

I don't like scary movies (laughs).

Live a little. Laugh a little. Love a little. Happiness will find you in a big way.

Breathing becomes really easy when you're laughing. It kick starts that feeling of joy.

I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.

I like to be around people who make me laugh. It's one of my favorite things on a set. I hate it when people take themselves serious in a film set.

If you're in love it ought to make you happy. You ought to laugh.

Germans try to categorize films: in a comedy, you just laugh and in a drama, you're not allowed to laugh. I don't believe in that, sometimes we laugh and cry in the same hour.

Only really good comedies and really good horror movies get a verbal response out of the audience. People will scream. People will laugh.

People never like me and I never like people," she thought. "And I never can talk as the Crawford children could. They were always talking and laughing and making noises.

You must reach inside yourselves where I live like a story, not old, not young laughing at my own sorrow, weeping pearls at weddings, wielding a torch to melt sand into something clear and bright.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

There are so many ways of saying Hi. Hiss it, trill it, bark it, sing it, bellow it, laugh it, cough it. A simple stroll in the hallway calls for paragraphs, sentences in your head, decisions galore.

Obviously the audience has veto power signified by whether they laugh or not, but you-not them-retain the ultimate power to decide what they're going to get the opportunity to laugh at.

The primate laugh is given in playful contexts, and as such has a strong similarity to the human laugh.

A flutist who is moved to tears by his own performance will soon make the listeners laugh because of the sounds that he produces.

Laugh till you weep. Weep till there's nothing left but to laugh at your weeping. In the end it's all one.

Have a wonderful sense of humor, particularly about yourself and your own situation. Yet don't simply laugh. Work to change and improve things even though, at times, it seems impossible.

When you could be sloppy, you're not. When you could be indulgent, you're not. When you could be sad, you laugh instead. If you fall down, you pick yourself up again and again and again.

We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world.

When you laugh at the world, the world dissolves.

As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in this world.

Only one who has achieved immortality of awareness can laugh with life and laugh with death.

A teacher is there to laugh at you because you have such a high opinion of yourself that you need to be laughed at. You need to sense how small we all are.

Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.

Learn to laugh at yourselves as one must laugh!

What is the ape to man? A laughing-stock or a painful embarrassment. And just that shall man be for the superman: a laughing-stock or a painful embarrassment.

there they laugh: they do not understand me; I am not the mouth for these ears.

What does it matter whether I am shown to be right! I am right too much!--And he who laughs best today will also laugh last.

He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.

But people will laugh at all sorts of things.