Laughing Quotes

Judd Apatow, Conan O'Brien ... taking what you think is funny, and then adding another layer to it. That's kind of my sensibility. Those are the guys that make me laugh.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.

I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.

I don't laugh at people any more when they say they've seen UFOs. I've seen one myself!

A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps.

A good time for laughing is when you can.

The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.

The landlord's laugh was ready chorus.

Faith makes all evil good to us, and all good better; unbelief makes all good evil, and all evil worse. Faith laughs at the shaking of the spear; unbelief trembles at the shaking of a leaf.

In London, theatregoers expect to laugh; in Paris, they wait grimly for proof that they should.

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

Judge of a jest when you have done laughing.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh at that's what I come up with.

There is a proverb in the South that a woman laughs when she can, and weeps when she pleases.

As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and cry, the way musicians and actors can.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a reflection of you.

It's when you cry just a little, but you laugh in the middle that you've made it.

If people aren't laughing at your dreams, your dreams aren't big enough !

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.

Everything is Song. Everything is Silence. Since it all turns out to be illusion, perfectly being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, you are free to die laughing.

You walked in, laughing, tears welling confused, mingling in your throat. How can you be so many women to so many people, oh you strange girl?

Bette Davis had very strong opinions and was not afraid to express them. She wasn't afraid of anything that I ever saw. And she was so funny. She's just funny and she was laughing all the time.

God probably thinks it’s worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us.

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.

The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.

I think when you get on with the actors that you're working with, even if you do have really intimate scenes, as long as you get on well, and have a bit of a laugh while doing it, then it's fine.

I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes.

Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don't care about how I look, I'm dedicated to the laughs.

The man who laughs has simply not yet had the terrible news.

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.

Beauty can afford to laugh at distinctions: it is itself the greatest distinction.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves.

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.

The man that loves and laughs must sure do well.

The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.

I remember filling my car up in London when an 85-year-old man said to me, 'You've done our age group proud.' That made me laugh. I'm not quite there yet!

Love breaks my bones and I laugh

I love to entertain, I love to make people laugh, cry, and move them, perhaps moving them in their lives.

We weep and laugh, as we see others do.

A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs.

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.

Sometimes you'll laugh. Sometimes you'll cry. Life never tells us, the when's or why's. When you've got friends, to wish you well. You'll find your point when. You will exhale.

I want to be prophetic and take stands and stand with those on the margins, and I want to laugh as much as I can.

One day you are happy and laughing and the next you are crying.

America is laughing her way to Hell.