Laughing Quotes

A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs.

We weep and laugh, as we see others do.

I love to entertain, I love to make people laugh, cry, and move them, perhaps moving them in their lives.

Love breaks my bones and I laugh

I remember filling my car up in London when an 85-year-old man said to me, 'You've done our age group proud.' That made me laugh. I'm not quite there yet!

The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.

The man that loves and laughs must sure do well.

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.

Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

Beauty can afford to laugh at distinctions: it is itself the greatest distinction.

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.

The man who laughs has simply not yet had the terrible news.

Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don't care about how I look, I'm dedicated to the laughs.

I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes.

I think when you get on with the actors that you're working with, even if you do have really intimate scenes, as long as you get on well, and have a bit of a laugh while doing it, then it's fine.

The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.

God probably thinks it’s worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us.

Bette Davis had very strong opinions and was not afraid to express them. She wasn't afraid of anything that I ever saw. And she was so funny. She's just funny and she was laughing all the time.

My only goal is to make the crew laugh, basically. It's the only litmus I have to know, is this good or not?

An elegant woman should be able to do her marketing without making housewives laugh. Those who laugh are always right.

So what if nobody came? I’ll have all the ice cream and tea, And I’ll laugh with myself, And I’ll dance with myself, And I’ll sing, “Happy Birthday to me!

Wonderful ... I was up all night reading it, laughing and crying out in horror.

A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

A friend is someone you can call at any hour to laugh or cry or complain.

My favorite work is The Full Monty because I got an Oscar for it. But it was really hard work at the time. Sometimes comedy is not a bundle of laughs to actually do.

When an audience is laughing, that's opening their souls somehow, and when you have an audience with an open soul, it's much better to hit them with a knife.

I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.

You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention.

When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.

I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh.

Nothing is sacred. Not even your own mother, not the Jewish martyrs, not even people starving of hunger. Laugh at everything, ferociously, bitterly, to exorcise the old monsters.

Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.

I cannot understand how anyone conscious of mortal sin can laugh or be merry.

While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn't stop laughing for an hour.

The confessions can touch on every human emotion. They can be laugh-out-loud funny, for sure, they can be heart-breaking, they can be sexual or hidden acts of kindness, they can be romantic.

I remember playing football dressed in peculiar costumes with some friends in France and laughing so hard we couldn't even stand up, let alone kick the ball.

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

We laugh and laugh, and nothing can ever be sad, no one can be lost, or dead, or far away: right now we are here, and nothing can mar our perfection, or steal the joy of this perfect moment.

I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh

I've certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you're not supposed to make people laugh.

It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh.

The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.

Depression scares people off. It makes me laugh that it has that kind of effect.

Live, laugh, and love!! Blessings!!

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

Making people laugh is magic. I feel like if you have humility, then you can do anything in comedy.