Humour Quotes
Consider the simple hedgehog, and his neighbor, the opossum...do they waste their energy trying to throw one another into chasms when they face a common enemy, the winter? No!
She wore a lot of gray-green corduroy. She had been under the impression that it brought out her eyes, those shy stars.
The turkeys I eat are raised on farms. They're different. They've signed on the dotted line.
Honestly, if you're looking for love and you're not too choosy, hang around a hardware store fingering screws.
Yes. She’s correct. We’re not friends. We are lufenes actually. But she’s had an overdose of magic, which has seemingly rendered her empathetically impotent.
Exceed expectations" is such a lispy term. I hope that it never infiltrates the bedroom or sport.
Don’t know if it’s good or bad that a Google search on “Big Bang Theory” lists the sitcom before the origin of the Universe
Once upon a time, there was a Zen signat every small railway crossing in AmericaStop. Look. And listen.
I don't have a thing, " Tengo said, "except my soul.""Sounds like a job for Mephistopheles, " she said.
People who say you can't do something should be ignored. They're probably talking to themselves.
You don’t get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.
And then this happened. And then this other thing happened. Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you about the time this happened. I should've had this book over for a cup of coffee and a chat.
It is much harder than you might think to show people your bottom.
You shouldn't panic so much, " Siris said. "You'll never be a good thief if you panic.
Furious and wild with fear, the potatoes flailed the air with their leaves and stamped their roots, but obviously this got them nowhere.
The old who refuse to die merely on principle live on forever, to hate life and complain of all the things they could have been spared had they the good sense to die young.
Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.
Be careful, ' I hissed, then released him. 'Keep one eye on your back, and two on your best friend.''That's three eyes.''You'll need four to survive what's coming, ' I said.
A sword needs a sheath, heh, and a wedding needs a bedding.
When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!
What is the point of living forever if you are stuck on a permanent diet of leaves and twigs?
...if you want to add a little spice to your life, plant some dill. And learn to salsa.
For a tiny instant Faith wondered whether it would benefit the doctor's investigation if he experienced a cliff fall first-hand.
The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”"Don't vote. It just encourages them....
When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.
The Sufi saying has it: "God, to the bee, is something which has TWO stings!
The object of Sufi preparatory study, however, being to illustrate, expose and out-manoeuvre superficial ambition.
If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.
I was bored stiff while reading this. I got so bored I wanted to slit my wrists to see how my flatmate would react.
Mincemeat is decidedly British in its nature and can therefore be disregarded entirely where most civilized palates are concerned.
The art of writing involves making as many cups of tea as you can in the time available for writing. Then adding extra time for writing...
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.
Lipstick?" He arched a brow."I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade, " I respond, de
There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was.
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.
