Humor Quotes

I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.

I have a very dark sense of humor.

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

I think bands, when they're on the road, they keep their sanity by developing an internal sense of humor.

Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of humor - they are too subtle to seem Spanish.

Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige.

Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there is almost certain to be some minority group offended.

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity.

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word.

Our first show, A Little Nightmare Music, encompasses a lot of zany humor with beautiful classical music.

Some people are commended for a giddy kind of good-humor, which is as much a virtue as drunkenness.

Good-humor only teaches charms to last, Still makes new conquests and maintains the past.

She who ne'er answers till a husband cools, Or, if she rules him, never shows she rules; Charms by accepting, by submitting, sways, Yet has her humor most, when she obeys.

And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to laugh about immediately.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

I don't think that there's necessarily a side to drama that has to be completely bleak. You have to have a flicker of humor 'cause everyone has a flicker of humor, something they find funny in life.

I figure, oftentimes the best way in is through humor, and you can deal with serious situations a lot easier, or at least bring up the conversation.

I fight with love and i laugh with rage....you gotta live light enough to see the humor, and long enough to see some change.

There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.

No new sect ever had humor; no disciples either, even the disciples of Christ.

When you involve people, they come out, you see them, you get to see their sense of humor.

We tend to associate humor with lightheartedness, but really, it's a rhetorical mode than can be applied to any subject. It was through researching Chechnya that I came to understand this.

Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to .. the GCMG ('God Calls Me God').

Melissa Pritchard's prose, that darkly lyrical firmament, is brightened by the dizzy luminous arrangement of her stars and satellites, her great gifts to us: humor, irony, kindness, brilliance.

With song titles, I try to keep a healthy sense of humor while saying something at the same time.

I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too seriously.

I'm just a dog person. I love dogs very much, especially big ones, hounds, and retrievers. I think they are funny and often have good senses of humor. Plus, they give unconditional love.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!'

Humor wades across a brook, wit jumps over it.

Action without thought is mindlessness, and thought without action is hypocritical.

If you want to feel good, be rational.

I think absurdist humor is funny.

Old florists never die. They just make other arrangements.

Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.

Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.

The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.