I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

Oh, goodie, " Puck said as I stepped forward. "I'm going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable places.

I brought a knife to the gunfight. I am the knife. I am all blade.

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming.

The international proletariat first appeared on the scene in the early Thirties of the nineteenth century, and its first great action was the French Revolution of 1848.

The planet is always half light and half dark, and so are we.

We are simply human beings. So it is important for us to treat each other in that capacity.

When we truly realize that we are all alone is when we need others the most.

If you want to be a government in a minority Parliament, you have to work with other people.

Terrorism is simply the weapon by which the weak engage the strong.

Retribution is really a stone age concept.