Horse Quotes

A German singer! I should as soon expect to get pleasure from the neighing of my horse.

The only thing about a man that is a man . . . is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse.

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

If I could rest anywhere, it would be in Arkansas, where the men are of the real half-horse, half-alligator breed such as grows nowhere else on the face of the universal earth.

Emotions are wild horses. It is not explanations that carry us forward, but our will to go on.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again

If economists wished to study the horse, they wouldn’t go and look at horses. They’d sit in their studies and say to themselves, "what would I do if I were a horse?"

I love the horse from hoof to head. From head to hoof and tail to mane. I love the horse as I have said - From head to hoof and back again.

As a good horse is not very apt to jump over a bank, if left to guide himself, I let mine pick his own way.

Horse riding is a perfect comparison with singing.You must know where the double fences are.

When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.

Training a horse is above all feeling and trying, according to what you feel, to help the horse and not to force him.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

If a poet knows more about a horse than he does about heaven, he might better stick to the horse, and some day the horse may carry him into heaven.

Trust is established by working around horses in an utterly predictable manner.

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey.

It is quite right what they say: the three most beautiful sights in the world are a ship in full sail, a galloping horse, and a woman dancing.

I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.

If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse.

Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.

Beware the horns of a bull, the heels of the horse, and the smile of an Englishman.

I like people admitting they were complete stupid horses' asses. I know I'll perform better if I rub my nose in my mistakes. This is a wonderful trick to learn.

Where in this wide world can man find nobility without pride, friendship without envy, or beauty without vanity?

The horse is a mirror to your soul... and sometimes you might not like what you see in the mirror.

I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them.

When riding, ask yourself what will my horse get out of it if I get what I want? Many times, human nature is to take and to not give anything back.

You can't become a decent horseman until you fall off and get up again, a good number of times. There's life in a nutshell.

I eat like a horse - my mother still brings me Cadbury's chocolate from Britain; I do have a very healthy appetite - but I work out.

I've fallen in love with my horse. It's a safer bet. We all know from my illustrious past that I should be sticking to men with four legs.

A man in a passion, rides a mad horse.

The hands have to be like concrete when the horse resists and like butter when he yields.

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

I don’t understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses.

In training horses, one trains himself

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

There's something in a flying horse, There's something in a huge balloon.

Cinderella said to snow white, how does love get so off course? All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart, soft touch, fast horse.

I wouldn't bet on a horse unless he came up to my house and told me to himself.

O for a horse with wings!

Red Rum is the greatest thing on four legs since Pegasus.

Come fill up my cup, come fill up my can, Come saddle your horses, and call up your men; Come open the West Port, and let me gang free, And it's room for the bonnets of Bonny Dundee!

I can hate you more, but I'll never love you less.

When a child, my dreams rode on your wishes, I was your son, high on your horse, My mind a top whipped by the lashes Of your rhetoric, windy of course.

No one is born a Communist... in the Soviet Union farmers keep on looking in the barn for their horses even after they have given them to the collective.

You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.

The pageant has passed. That day is over. But we linger, loath to think we shall see them no more together - these men, these horses, these colors afield.

Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.