Red Rum is the greatest thing on four legs since Pegasus.

Why don’t we break up? I guess I stay with her because she stays with me. And that’s not an easy thing to do.

We have come to love darkness in the church rather than finding God in creation.

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

Art is violent. To be decisive is violent. ... To place a chair at a partial angle on the stage destroys every other possible choice, every other option.

The heart is the chief feature of a functioning mind.

If the church is going to make a difference, it will need to go through the "big give-up" stage. Churches will need to quit being selfish and become relevant.

Them who don't look, sometimes get took.

Just like people, stars can be important without being terribly bright.

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.

The thing people don't realize, God bless them, is that my books are supposed to suck.