Gambling Quotes

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.

I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.

Horse sense is the instinct that keeps horses from betting on men.

European lotteries are the tax on fools.

The worst thing that can happen to a man who gambles is to win

It is lost at dice, what ancient honor won.

Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

I have a notion that gamblers are as happy as most people - being always excited.

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.

Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.

It is generally agreed that casinos should, in the public interest, be inaccessible and expensive. And perhaps the same is true of Stock Exchanges.

Gambling is the great leveller. All men are equal- at cards.

But the gambling reasoner is incorrigible: if he would but take to squaring the circle, what a load of misery would be saved.

Traveling is like gambling: it is always connected with winning and losing and generally where it is least expected we receive, more or less than what we hoped for.

At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.

Time spent in a casino is time given to death, a foretaste of the hour when one's flesh will be diverted to the purposes of the worm and not of the will.

Gambling is not a vice, it is an expression of our humanness. We gamble. Some do it at the gaming table, some do not. You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play.

Without knowledge and a workable plan, you are gambling, with little or no chance of success.

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

He said, Son, I've made a life out of readin' people's faces, and knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.

If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.

Almost all life depends on probabilities.

A sure thing is no fun.

The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.

It can be argued that man's instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees.

It is not whether you win or lose, but who gets the blame.

War is the gambling table of governments, and citizens the dupes of the game.

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution.

If you bet on a horse, that's gambling. If you bet you can make three spades, that's entertainment. If you bet cotton will go up three points, that's business. See the difference?

Gambling is legal and betting is legal, for what I bet.

Man is a gaming animal.

Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.

There are three way of courting ruin -- women, gambling, and calling in technicians.

Oh, it's not really gambling when you never lose.

I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.

All gamblers are paranoid, though they call it superstition.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

Just as outlawing alcohol did not work in the 1920s, current attempts to prohibit online gambling will not work, either.

It is possible that a wise and good man may be prevailed on to game; but it is impossi∣ble that a professed gamester should be a wise and good man.

My last piece of advice to the degenerate slot player who thinks he can beat the one-armed bandit consists of four little words: It can't be done.

Remember this, folks - I am a Hillbilly, and I don't always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.

The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing.

Curst is the wretch enslaved to such a vice, Who ventures life and soul upon the dice.

Legalized gambling is the leading cause of bankruptcy

The rulers of the country generally believed that betting eliminates strikes. Men had to work in order to gamble.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

I want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it's meant to be, which is fun and entertaining.

I do not have a problem, I enjoy gambling, but I think people are trying to make it seem like I have a problem, because people really don't know.

Tear man out of his outward circumstances; and what he then is; that only is he.