Funny Music Quotes

Funny Music Quote of the day

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music?

Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony.

After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my life.

Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of.

The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial.

Guitarists should be able to pick up the guitar and play music on it for an hour, without a rhythm section or anything.

When a piece gets difficult, make faces.

All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.

The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes.

It's funny, because music is one of those things it is natural to go into. You hear it so much growing up, it kind of permeates you and eventually you spew out some music of your own.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

Next to music beer was best.

The public doesn't want new music; the main thing it demands of a composer is that he be dead.

Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it.

Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.

I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?

If in the after life there is not music, we will have to import it.

Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.

At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music.

Music is funny. I shouldn't even ever talk about music, because you can have all the ideas in your head, and it never goes exactly the way that you think it's gonna go.

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'