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Funny Age Quotes: "I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience.



Funny Age Quotes: "When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety."

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.




Funny Age Quotes: "I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get."

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.



Funny Age Quotes: "There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age."

There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age.




Funny Age Quotes: "Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone."

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.



Funny Age Quotes: "When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile."

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.



Funny Age Quotes: "Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese"

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese




Funny Age Quotes: "Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends"

Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends



Funny Age Quotes: "Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2"

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2



Funny Age Quotes: "I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate."

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.



Funny Age Quotes: "You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks."

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.



Funny Age Quotes: "It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age."

It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.




Funny Age Quotes: "How can I die? I'm booked."

How can I die? I'm booked.



Funny Age Quotes: "I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent."

I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.



Funny Age Quotes: "I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?"

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?



Funny Age Quotes: "Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires."

Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.



Funny Age Quotes: "There must be a goal at every stage of life! There must be a goal!"

There must be a goal at every stage of life! There must be a goal!



Funny Age Quotes: "I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius."

I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.



Funny Age Quotes: "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.



Funny Age Quotes: "I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to."

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.



Funny Age Quotes: "My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43."

My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43.



Funny Age Quotes: "I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate."

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.



Funny Age Quotes: "We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries."

We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.



Funny Age Quotes: "I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it’s cute."

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it’s cute.