Who's your fat friend ?

To be truly elegant one should not be noticed

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed, but either too stiff, too tight, or too fashionable.

Fashions come and go; bad taste is timeless.

The problem with our existence is that our experiences contain more hate than love.

Starch makes the gentleman, etiquette the lady.

Shut the door, Wales.

The difficulty is old, but none the less real. An omnipotent being who created a world containing evil not due to sin must Himself be at least partially evil.

Don't be an extra in your own movie. Move out of your comfort zone. Don't be afraid of feeling uncomfortable or awkward. Step-out and make it happen.

We've got no fairytale ending, in God's hands our fate is complete. Your heaven's here in my heart, our love's this dust beneath my feet.

I treat Hollywood as my high school.

Stories are flight simulators for our brains.

I can't stand the crap that gets talked by everyone - Players, Fans, The Media, Club Officals. Why should I waste my time listening to people who are clearly less intelligent than me

Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be.

Taste is the common sense of genius.

I think I could make you fifty percent a year on one million dollars. No, I know I could. I guarantee that.