I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Curiosity is the main energy...

Surely your gladness need not be the less for the thought that you will one day see a brighter dawn than this.

Party is pleasure.

One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish!

Melody is a form of remembrance. It must have a quality of inevitability in our ears.

But to put out a greatest hits on one CD was totally impossible, I just couldn't do it. The best compromise was to put out two CDs - Early Days - which is what it is - and Latter Days.

Rappers spit rhymes that are mostly illegal, MC's spit rhymes to uplift their people.

I love the military. They don’t get nearly enough credit for all the hard work they do to protect us, keep us in a safe place so we can enjoy ourselves every day.

You see someone on the street wearing an outfit and then it's on the cover of a magazine. I love. But, you know, I'm Australian, so I'm not too flashy or glitzy.

I write to find out what the story means to me, that is what I try to do especially with the first draft.