Eggs Quotes

There are days when I am envious of my hens: when I hunger for a purpose as perfect and sure as a single daily egg.

In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

At exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs; you can wring its neck later.

Don't fight in front of the client, boys." Catarina implored in her sweet voice," or I will knock your heads together so hard, your skulls will crack like eggs

... to die on a kitchen floor at 7 o'clock in the morning while other people are frying eggs is not so rough unless it happens to you.

Death laid its eggs in the wound

I think sometimes the media eggs on a lot of things and makes it worse. That's what puts a lot of things in people's heads.

States organized for war will make war as surely as hens will lay eggs.

Man is on earth as in an egg.

I count absolutely no chickens before they're hatched. In fact, I assume they're all dead in their shells, inside their eggs.

To bring about a genuine political realignment, Republicans must kill the Government Goose that Lays the Golden Eggs - the very Goose they have fought so hard and long to possess.

Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg.

Fenway Park, in Boston, is a lyric little bandbox of a ballpark. Everything is painted green and seems in curiously sharp focus, like the inside of an old-fashioned peeping-type Easter egg.

The hard reality is that the omelette has been made and you cannot get your egg back.

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.

Equality ... like freedom, exists only where you are now. Only as an egg in the womb are we all equal.

How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?" "Look it up in the phrase book.

I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant.

My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU lay an egg?

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

You can't make an egg without frying an egg

Obviously I'd love to have kids and all that. Luckily, as a man, there's not such an egg timer on it, but I'd like to be able to pick them up without Nurofen first.

A dancer's life is all about repetition.

Without unscrambled eggs, there was no time travel, no more depredation of the Now, and we could look to a brighter future of long-term thought--and more reading.

There's an old saying among scientific guys: "You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs, ideally by dropping a cement truck on them from a crane."

The perfect breakfast is fish with grits and scrambled eggs with onions. I'm getting hungry thinking about that.

My culinary skills are terrible. I can't even make toast taste good. I do make scrambled eggs for myself sometimes but I wouldn't even inflict that on anyone else.

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings.

I'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan

I put all my eggs in one basket and invested in property. I didn't do anything internationally - it was all in Ireland.

The human race shouldn't have all its eggs in one basket, or on one planet. Let's hope we can avoid dropping the basket until we have spread the load.

I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on toast and rose oil on the face.

Breakfast - which I didn't mind skipping; if the eggs had been any runnier and the bacon a little less fatty, I could have raced them against each other around my plate.

Today life opened inside me like an egg.

I would treat her like an egg, the shell of which we remove before eating it; I would take off her mask and then kiss her pretty face.

It is remarkable that when great discoveries are effected, their simplicity always seems to detract from their originality: on these occasions we are reminded of the egg of Columbus!

Lawyers, Preachers, and Tomtits Eggs, there are more of them hatch'd than come to perfection.

Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them.

There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated. You should use that in your advertising,” Nate suggested.

Each day I also try to draw. It's a similar expulsion of buildup: Milking the cows every morning. Checking the chickens' eggs. Why should that be limited to a certain medium?

You can't just go on being a good egg. You must either hatch or go bad!

When you consider the many ways in which people have to make a living every day when they wake up, I figure that eating 20 eggs isn't that bad.

All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.

The auld wife sat at her ivied door, (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) A thing she had frequently done before; And her spectacles lay on her apron'd knees.

Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.

Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.

I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty.

Good moods’re as fragile as eggs...Bad moods’re as fragile as bricks.