Dating Quotes

I'm in love with love and totally believe in marriage, but that's not even on my radar right now. I am not putting energy into dating.

Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?

I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.

And I, Nephi, took one of the daughters of Ishmael to wife.' Well Mr. Go-And-Do just went and did!

I am part of everyone I ever dated on OK Cupid.

The Laboratory for Radioactivity consisted of only two rooms at the time; at a later date, when tests of radioactive substances became more extensive, it expanded into four rooms.

Of course I still fancy girls but right now I'm dating a guy and I couldn't be happier.

Dating or finding someone is the last thing on my mind.

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.

You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

I don't think courting and dating is a liability. I actually think it can be a blessing.

I think that's the thing. I don't want to date a celebrity. I want to date a normal person. So I'm looking for a normal person.

Some girls are apparently born with dates; some through much personal activity, achieve them; but others seem by necessity to have dates thrust upon them.

The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.

I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie. There's nothing left to talk about, unless it's horizontally.

The release date is just one day, but the record is forever.

You know, I do not know, I just want to date someone who makes me happy.

To date, every American citizen has nearly $27,000 in public debt riding on our backs.

I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

Dating is a social brain teaser, as it requires constantly changing ratios of intimacy and distance, an erotic mental cha-cha choreographed by chemistry, insight, and fear.

It is a challenge to have your launch date slip continuously.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.

It's difficult on my dating life, because anyone I get photographed with is automatically my boyfriend. So it just makes it look as if I've had, like, 6,000 boyfriends!

Let this serve as an axiom to every lover: A woman who refuses lunch refuses everything.

The life and love we create is the life and love we live.

Dating back to Teddy Roosevelt, hunters have been the pillar of conservation in America, doing more than anyone to conserve wildlife and its habitat.

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee.

I think dating courtesies are common courtesies that should be practiced in most all civilized encounters. I pine for the days of good, old-fashioned manners.

In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part).

I don't date rock 'n' rollers. I just marry them.

dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

We were led to a pediatric ophthalmologist. It's a hard date for me, April 14, 1998. The doctor came back from the examining room and told us she had tumors in both eyes.

The only thing that bothers me is that the girls come up to me and say, "I'm dating your ex-husband." I'm happy that he's dating girls and getting out.

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.

Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around.

If you don't know what it is you're looking for you're NEVER going to find it. You have to be clear on what it is you're seeking.

They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.

The behaviour of lovers is oscillating like the moon, and unpredictable as the weather.

I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door.

According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.

After dating for five years, my relationship with Irina Shayk has come to an end. We believed it would be best for both of us to take this step now. I wish Irina the greatest happiness.

Like the bee its sting, the promiscuous leave behind them in each encounter something of themselves by which they are made to suffer.

Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!