Clever Quotes

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself.

Educate men without religion and you make them clever devils.

When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing: they are as clever as you.

Everybody has a capacity for a happy life. All these talks about how difficult times we live in, that's just a clever way to justify fear and laziness.

The students in your youth ministry don’t need your clever ideas and great programming skills. They need a living model—a man or woman of God who is passionate about his or her faith.

It's the people who try to be clever who never are; the people who are clever never think of trying to be.

A professor can never better distinguish himself in his work than by encouraging a clever pupil, for the true discovers are among them, as comets amongst the stars.

A lot of clever people have got everything except judgement

All the money in the world is spent on feeling good.

Where is it written that a smart woman can't also be stacked?

Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.

Look for the answer inside your question.

If you are creative enough to imagine a problem, you're clever enough to discover a solution.

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.

The interior of a teenager’s mind is an endless war between Stupid and Clever.

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

A female friend, amiable, clever, and devoted, is a possession more valuable than parks and palaces; and without such a muse, few men can succeed in life, none be contented.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

In my experience, clever food is not appreciated at Christmas. It makes the little ones cry and the old ones nervous.

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

The world doesn't come to the clever folks, it comes to the stubborn, obstinate, one-idea-at-a-time people.

A successful business is either loved or needed.

Today's religion will be the future's mythology. Both believed at one time by many; but proved wrong by the clever.

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself. Sometimes I am so clever I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be.

People try to do all sorts of clever and difficult things to improve life instead of doing the simplest, easiest thing-refusing to participate in activities that make life bad.

I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27.

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up

All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions. All change is the result of a change in the contemporary state of mind.

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row

We tend to get what we expect.

The gazelles so gentle and clever Skip lightly in frolicsome mood.

I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

Clever policy consists in making nations believe they are free.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

Good people are found not changed. Recently I read a headline that said, 'We don't teach people to be nice. We simply hire nice people.' Wow! What a clever short cut.

I used to live in a room full of mirrors; all I could see was me. I take my spirit and I crash my mirrors, now the whole world is here for me to see.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.