My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

Everybody has two swings-a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with with which they hit the ball. So it wouldn't do either of us a damned bit of good to look at your practice swing.

Rumors and Manure both get spread around but only one is beneficial

Death was for-the other people.

[He]said something that made it impossible to continue working for him.[The exact words were]You're fired.

One company can serve some of your needs all of the time, or all of your needs some of the time, but never both.

Am I too blunt? If the truth is too hard to swallow, should I feed you soft lies?

It was duck apocalypse!

Don't look at the superficial success, at the short-term success. Look at the deep spiritual questions that architecture has to answer. Who do you build for? Where? What should you build?

What I've tried to do in my stage magic is to take a trick and give it an emotional hook.

Good nature is often a mere matter of health.

Jerry Kilgore offers denial and delusion, ... Mr. Kaine Delusion and deceit. That means nothing happens.

The good things of prosperity are to be wished; but the good things that belong to adversity are to be admired.