I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself. Sometimes I am so clever I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

A poem is a ‘line’ between any two points in creation.

The creative force is God.

If a man is not aware of the existence of the moon, what can the moon do for him except continue sending its lights upon him?

The Republicans are many things, but they're not dumb.

As I say, it never ceases to amaze me how gullible some of our Church members are.

With my busy schedule, it's impossible to have a set fitness routine. So instead I like to try and incorporate exercise into my daily life whenever I can - which requires some creativity.

Originality provokes originality.

There is always hopefully a next.

So you’ll just kill anyone who frightens you. Who could hurt you.” “Well…yes.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.