Car Quotes

Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.

From day one, I've always been a girly girl. In pre-school I loved driving around in my super Barbie car.

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

Cars for me are like a piece of art.

I need a SUV, for me and my four sisters. So, I've narrowed it down to four, kind of expensive, cars.

I was on the highway - I saw the scariest thing in the world, man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the guardrail, figured I'd save him some time.

When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard.

I listen to tapes a lot. I have a car that only (has a cassette player). I like the nostalgic factor.

You dont have control of the car, but you can drive it. Life takes you where it wants you to go and where you need to go.

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's how I kept track of what was going on.

This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.

North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking lot and getting barked at by a chihuahua locked in a car.

There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?

I'm, like, y'know, I didn't have a problem doing one scene in Dude, Where's My Car? I'm certainly not going to have a problem doing one scene in a [Martin] Scorsese movie!

Life is way too short for boring cars.

We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide.

I listen to Glee songs a lot. I like their rendition of "Bust the Window Out Your Car."

I grew up with my father, so I know more about cars than most women.

I love old, vintage cars. I've got a 1936 Dodge Touring Sedan right now and there's only five of them registered in the world, and I absolutely love working on it. It's gorgeous.

Look, girls don't care how many push-ups you can do. They just want to get high and wear flowers in their hair. Maybe steal a car.

Most people think that when it's time to buy a car, they should immediately go to the dealerships to find what they want. In reality, there's a lot of planning that should be done first.

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back

The self driving car is not self-aware. It's just driving; it's not thinking.

When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

Spending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car.

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street; if you try to sit, I'll tax your seat; if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat; if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

If you log onto this (Cars.gov) at your home, everything in your home is now theirs.

If I'm ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I'm not suicidal. And I'm a pretty good driver.

I read murder mysteries. I exercise 40 minutes a day. I watch videotapes while I exercise. I listen to audiotapes when I am in my car. And I try to stay in three different centuries.

I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.

Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny.

Every single day, we could be in a motorcar accident, so, we have to carry on with our lives, and not imagine terror around every corner.

I don't know how to drive a car. The only thing I can do is act, but it's not something I even feel comfortable doing.

Regulations force people to do better.

Whitney Houston rear-ended a city bus with her sports car, but no one was hurt. She said she didn't know what happened. One minute she was concentrating on the big white line, and the next, boom!

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.

Seat belts come with a car so therefore you should be required to use them, but a helmet does not come with the bike.

It is just awesome, there’s no other way to describe it. To be the first to win in a Gen-6 car … I’m just very proud of the moment.

I've been in California for about 15 years now. You're always in your car and insulated. I miss New York so much.

...motherhood should be like driving a car -- you should have to pass a test before you can do it legally.

My Dad sold automobiles as a general manager of a General Motors automobile dealership. He was a job creator. Everyone of those cars he sold he created a job for somebody on the assembly line.

I wash my cars and clean the garage a lot. That's kind of my thing.

The truth is, when you're at the track, it was an interesting thing about stock car racing as a sport, is you almost get more out of it watching it on TV.

I'm part of the consumer culture. I was part of the baby boom generation. I have a car when I shouldn't, a couple of computers; I can't be anti-consumerist in that sense.

I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain.