Cake Quotes

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

No one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes.

It doesn't matter one damn bit whether fashion is art or not. You don't question whether an incredible chef is an artist or not-his cakes are delicious and that's all that matters.

The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook.

I live like a monk: with one toothbrush, one cake of soap, and a pot of cream.

My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.

You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake.

He who has two cakes of bread, let him dispose of one of them for some flowers of the narcissus; for bread is the food of the body, and the narcissus is the food of the soul.

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses.

Life is like a dice game; one roll could land you in jail, or cuttin' cake, blowin' kisses in the rice game.

Writing or making anything-a poem, a bird feeder, a chocolate cake-has self-respect in it. You're working. You're trying. You're not lying down on the ground, having given up.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.

He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake.

Photographing a cake can be art.

Come, eate thy fill of this thy God's white loaf. It's food too fine for Angels, yet come, take and eate thy fill. It's Heaven's Sugar Cake.

You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

My childhood dream was to win the Olympics, and I've done that. Everything else is icing on the cake.

Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy.

If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake.

You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it.

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.

I only came for Cake" -Tobias Eaton, Divergent

Flesh-meats will depreciate the blood. Cook meat with spices, and eat it with rich cakes and pies, and you have a bad quality of blood.

Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake.

You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.

Romance is the icing but love is the cake.

Stories aren't the icing on the cake; they are the cake!

You cannot eat your cake and have it.

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake.

the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked?

Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence.

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it.

A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked.

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

A man without God is not like a cake without raisins; he is like a cake without the flour and milk; he lacks the essential ingredients.

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that's icing on the cake.

My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.

I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.

[Boycott Oscar] is like crying about not having enough icing on your cake. It's just ridiculous.

Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them.

What people look to me for is a whole look. People come to me for icing on the cake, not a basic stretch pant.

I just like the comic book sensibility. If I can turn them into films and TV series, that's just icing on the cake.

If you're going to lick the icing off somebody else's cake you won't be nourished and it won't do you any good,--or you might find the cake had caraway seeds and you hate them.