Bottles Quotes

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle.

The morality code that remains after the religion that produced it is rejected is like the perfume that lingers in an empty bottle.

I want to be a poet. I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore.

..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh-

If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it; go back on the bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

If a man’s house is full of medicine bottles, we infer the man is an invalid. But if his house is full of books, we conclude he is intelligent.

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

I really feel sorry for people who think things like soap dishes or mirrors or Coke bottles are ugly, because they're surrounded by things like that all day long, and it must make them miserable.

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

Mix your drinks, and it's best not to cry over spilt milk, but put it back in the bottle.

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish.

Life is like pouring water into a Coca- Cola bottle; if you're the least bit scared you can't do it

Every time you drink an inferior bottle, it is as if you took a fine bottle and smashed it against a wall. You can't get that bottle back!

I want to be buried with a Zippo, a roll of dimes & a bottle of Jack!

I've tried every kind of bottled water, but Poland Spring is my go-to. I always have room-temperature bottles of it on side of stage for post-performance.

Sometimes the Bible in the hands of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hands of another.

What is your aim in philosophy? To show the fly the way out of the fly-bottle.

I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce.

The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!

I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.

Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.

There is something magical in seeing what you can do, what texture and tone and colour you can produce merely with a pen point and a bottle of ink.

A bibliomaniac is one to whom books are like bottles of whiskey to the inebriate, to whom anything that is between covers has an intoxicating savor.

As with narrow-necked bottles; the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring out.

I rarely drink from the bottle, but I'll smoke a little weed.

memories are like corks left out of bottles. They swell. They no longer fit.

God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!

The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in the cupboard.

The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin.

The electron, as it leaves the atom, crystallises out of Schrodinger's mist like a genie emerging from his bottle.

Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.

Don't ever knock a bottle out of my hand.

I have a stab wound on my left hip and one on my thigh and a slash mark across my right calf. I have a bottle stab wound on my left calf.

You know some people say that you make watches or perfume bottles, it's all different things.

A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect.

I always have mini bottles of Unbreakable, the fragrance I did with my husband. I'm Armenian, so I'm oily and always have blotting papers.

The one true friend I thought I'd found, tonight the bottle let me down.

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is "beware". This is not a wine for drinking; this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

I like a good beer. Of course, I'll drink a bad one too. Let no person thirst for lack of real ale! Thank god for long-necked bottles, the angel's remedy.

All this green stuff is great, it's great we don't have plastic bottles or plastic bags and all of that, but how about some great schools?

There is no need to put your heart in a bottle, then you will die. - Ty from Stolen

I'd say, don't listen to what anyone says: you're good. Go put your anorak on. Get your thick bottle-top specs. Draw your little cartoons and your comics and keep writing to the BBC.

I drank a bottle of wine for company. It was Chateau Margaux. It was pleasant to be drinking slowly and to be tasting the wine and to be drinking alone. A bottle of wine was good company.

We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.