Will Ferrell Quotes

I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!

I think people don't understand that comedy is an outlet for me. Comedy allows me to get outside of myself, and exercise this thing that is still kind of scary to me.

I've not been able to avoid periods of time where I felt super-lonely. Luckily, I have a side that is able to always see the glass as half-full.

I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.

I just kind of have a comedic looking body, I guess. If anything I really have to exercise just to not look too fudgy, otherwise I would just keep going and going.

When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat.

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

I think politics have gotten vulgar and we comedically portray that.

There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you.

But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye.... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That's about all you need.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

In the fourth grade, I learned how to fake walking into a door. You know, you hit it with your hand and snap your head back. The girls loved it.

I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.

Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.

I'm in a glass case of emotion

As you set off into the world, don't be afraid to question your leaders. But don't ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky.

Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen

Happens I am very political. I have deep political instincts.

Handling a painful situation in a comedic way is truly the funniest. That is extremely real to me and not kind of clownish. There is a thin line though; you can't overdo it.

I'm always in these situations where I forget to separate what is pitched as an idea to the fact that I'm actually going to have to execute it.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.

I think it just came with me evolving as a person and me understanding that it's not right to judge or to say anything derogatory about other people, especially if I don't know them.

It's nice to be in a place where I can be a little more selective, and to be sought out for ideas that I have.

New York is a fun town to go out in. During my twenties and into my thirties I had a good time partying, yes. But nothing where I woke up and I thought that I had a problem.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

I would love to work with Bill Murray. I've always been such a big fan. I think he's obviously a great comedic actor but a really interesting actor.

I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard

I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.

I had never supported a political figure - and I went out and supported Obama.

I'm a really good swimmer.

I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business.

I laugh like a fool when I watch a movie that I've done several years down the road when it's on cable, i'll just watch and sadly laugh along.

I'd say I'm pretty messy. NOT dirty though - there's a difference. Messy people leave clothes on their bedroom floor... dirty people leave pizza boxes.

My greatest achievement would be my nursing degree and my dream job that followed. I worked so hard to get where I am now, and I wouldn't imagine doing anything else.

Is drunk dancing a type?

If you ain't first, you're last!

No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to do the right thing and change your ways and you can teach old dogs new tricks.

A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read.

When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business, I wouldn't hold back. Why get there and play it safe?

I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.

I'm able to come and do a new sound and grow even more and make greater songs because my song-making abilities have grown.

I'm really an artist of feeling. I like creating things when it feels right.

I'm a Cancer; I'm music passionate. I like long walks on the beach.

I would think beer and football go hand in hand.

I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.

You know, when I'm looking at these '08 yachts that are for sale, I think "I could have just walked in with a briefcase of cash and put it on the table and walked out with a yacht."