I'm always in these situations where I forget to separate what is pitched as an idea to the fact that I'm actually going to have to execute it.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Love could be instant and unconditional but trust develops through time. You may not trust wholeheartedly while loving someone unconditionally.

For some folks fate has set countless falls and a fewer loves. If they farewell faith, then, farewell their chance of lifelong happiness.

Whatever you do, do it with all your heart and soul.

I have no idea what advantages I truly get, but I know people talk to me and give me time of day because they like how I look.

If you can get an out on one pitch, take it. Let the strikeouts come on the outstanding pitches. Winning is the big thing. If you throw a lot of pitches, before you know it, your arm is gone.

Italy is not widely thought of as a pioneer of youth culture in the way, say, the UK is.

I've been very lucky, considering what I look like and what I do.

The performances make you want to get back out there and try something new and challenge yourself.

A society that devours its own young deserves no automatic or unquestioning allegiance.

To be seduced by Orators, as a Monarch by Flatterers.