you'd take one look at me and whole pieces of the earth would break off and fall away finally leaving me alone with you.

I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

If your dream only includes you, it's too small.

When I'm old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.

Be passionate and move forward with gusto every single hour of every single day until you reach your goal.

Women's liberation as a movement makes some valid points. But in the final analysis, it doesn't matter who wears the pants - as long as there's money in the pockets.

Figure out what you need to do to be the heroine of your own story.

If I had my life to live over again, I'd live it the same way. Maybe a few changes here or there, but nothing special. The truth is, honey, I've enjoyed my life. I've had a hell of a good time.

It’s a pity nobody believes in simple lust anymore.

I do everything for a reason. Most of the time the reason is money.

Although no one believes me, I have always been a country girl and still have a country girl's values

You are a child of humanity and every day is your precious birthday.

Sometime your only blocks are you.... Stop thinking small and play with the unlimited power you have been given.

Oliver Cromwell banned kissing on Sundays---even for married couples---on pain of a prison sentence.

I like to travel in jeans because I don't want to wallow around in my suit, you know? They cost too much. Jeans are comfortable.

CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.

Today, capitalism faces a deep structural crisis.

I wish we had all been born birds instead.

The most beautiful words in the English language are 'not guilty'.

Comedy deflates the sense precisely so that the underlying lubricity and malice may bubble to the surface.

My parents were both from extremely different backgrounds. My father's Italian, my mother was of Swedish descent. They're both first-generation Americans.