... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

In the game of life, gratitude triumphs over fear anyway. Your move...

You are the only person who can make you happy and whole. You do not have another half out there waiting to be discovered.

Life lessons build strength, and life is truly A Beautiful Struggle

Never take no from somebody who cannot say yes.

I'm always a work in progress.

The self-despisers are less intent on their own increase than on the diminution of others. Where self-esteem is unobtainable, envy takes the place of greed.

It is not what is happening to you but rather what is happening in you that determines whether you succeed or fail.

...if I see but one smile on your lips when we meet, occasioned by this or any other exertion of mine, I shall need no other happiness.

I've always enjoyed hitting things as hard as I can. It's fun to hit things and watch them fly.

An expectation is a future object, recognised as belonging to me.