... why I like timetables, because they make sure I don't get lost in time.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

On the fifth day, which was a Sunday, it rained very hard. I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty.

And this shows that sometimes people want to be stupid and they do not want to know the truth.

All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.

I want my name to mean me.

I find people confusing.

Lots of things are mysteries. But that doesn't mean there isn't an answer to them. It's just that scientists haven't found the answer yet.

And I know I can do this because I went to London on my own, and because I solved the mystery…and I was brave and I wrote a book and that means I can do anything.

But I said that you could still want something that is very unlikely to happen.

I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them

Happy am I, for every time I meditate on governments, I always find new reasons in my inquiries for loving my own country.

Wisdom of the Ages "News People" Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss.

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

No one knows what women want!

Football was never my life. The guys [and] the relationships were my life. I have an ability to relate to damn near everybody.

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.

the choices we made today were templates for the future.

I am a person who goes out without a purse.

Even a billion people is too much. There's no way back to the simplicity we once knew, but there may be a way forward to the simplicity that we once knew.

What're quantum mechanics?" "I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose.