the excellence of the mental entertainment consists less in the subject than in the author's skill in well dressing it up.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Handsome is that handsome does.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Make money your god, and it will plague you like the devil.

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.

Most men like in women what is most opposite their own characters.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

A good countenance is a letter of recommendation.

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason

Love is the light and source of life, and happiness is the delight and essence of life.

The only thing more important than your to-do list is your to-be list. The only thing more important than your to-be list is to be. ~

When you turn the discussion onto talk of religion, you will soon start to reveal a whole range of views ranging from the ardent supporter to the ardent atheist.

If you're going to be a sexual predator, be a Democrat.

I am driven out of fatherlands and motherlands. Thus I now love only my children's land, yet undiscovered, in the farthest sea; for this I bid my sails search and search.

My mother converted to Catholicism to marry my father.

The people who truly love me and loved me before all of this stuff. You can't ever leave them behind.

I'm the world 'Guinness Book of Records' holder of 1,749 hugs in one hour. My arms fell off.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

Generate so much loving energy that people want to just come and hang out with you. And when they show up, bill them!