...the administration of the law can never go lax where every individual sees to it that it grows not lax in his own case, or in cases which fall under his eyes.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We all have the Wisdom to understand that sooner or later Life will end, but we don’t have the Willpower to Live before we die.

Somewhere along the line we stopped trying to fix the child that we had expected and started to enjoy the child that was.

Prayer should be short without giving God Almighty reasons why He should grant this or that He knows best what is good for us.

I was never the diplomatic diplomat.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

The confessions can touch on every human emotion. They can be laugh-out-loud funny, for sure, they can be heart-breaking, they can be sexual or hidden acts of kindness, they can be romantic.

Try to be of some use to others.

Things that are very significant and important to you when constructing an identity when you're younger change.

I don't mind being called a weirdo.

Friendship inspires and enriches the lives of those who come together.