...teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.

The average novel invariably reads like a detective's report. It is drab and tedious because it is never objective.

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday.

Everybody says life is hard. I'm surprised nobody makes effort to not create any lives.

Some things have eternal value, and compassion is one of them. I hope we never lose that. Compassion for humans as well as animals.

People don't listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.

Millions of people that are registered to vote that shouldn't be registered to vote. Look, if nothing else, people are going to be watching on November 8th.

Do you believe in God? I, I believe in nothing but God!

What thrust us into war were not Hitler's political teachings: the cause, this time, was his successful attempt to establish a new economy. The causes of the war were: envy, greed, and fear.

I have a new rule where I only follow fashion people on Instagram.

There is nothing in this world that I want or need, but you.