politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

There are women who have forgotten that to be a woman doesn't simply mean humiliation, doesn't simply mean bitterness. I haven't forgotten it yet...I'm not going to forget it.

If you want to be a champion you cannot have any kind of an outside negative force coming in to deflect you.

A few photographers make a killing; the rest can't make a living.

America is dealing death, not only to people of other lands, but to its own people. So say the most thoughtful and passionate of our youth, from California to Connecticut.

Abstract qualities begin With capitals alway: The True, the Good, the Beautiful- Those are the things that pay!

Richard liked to say he picked things up for a song, which was odd, because he never sang. He never even whistled. He was not a musical person.

To seek God by rituals is to get the ritual and lose God in the process

The beauty and the scent of roses can be used as a medicine and the sun rays as a food.

It's such a hard and scary position to be in...G-Dragon hyung is under so much pressure and there's a lot of hard work involved.

If the primary ends up being a hard hitting, bloody battle, well so be it. Let's get ready for the general election