Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.

Ragtime was a fanfare for the 20th century.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play

No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.

It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.

The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

Maxims serve the wise

Somebody will beat both [contents and price] sooner or later because that is good old Free Enterprise, where the consumer benefits from battles between jolly green giants.

But if we are truly happy inside, then age brings with it a maturity, a depth, and a power that only magnifies our radiance.

My dad used to say, 'You wouldn't worry so much about what people thought about you if you knew how seldom they did.

Many men who transgress justice, honor appearance over reality.

Myths are early science, the result of men's first trying to explain what they saw around them.

Today it is time to give the government a new lease of life and this new phase which is as demanding as it is inspiring requires renovated energy and new faces.

My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

How many Christians live for appearances? Their life seems like a soap bubble. The soap bubble is beautiful, with all its colours! But it lasts only a second, and then what?

A fanatic's willingness to kill or be killed in the service of a cause cannot prove the rightness of that cause.