Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Welcome To The Monkey House Quotes

I wish you'd help me look into a more interesting problem - namely, my sanity.

Homo-Americanus is going to go on speaking and writing the way he always has, no matter what dictionary he owns.

Or they'll talk about fear, which we used to call politics- job politics, social politics, government politics

Our aim is to make the world more beautiful than it was when we came into it. It can be done. You can do it--love yourself

Don't forget to wind the restricted clock and put the confidential cat out.

Somebody will beat both [contents and price] sooner or later because that is good old Free Enterprise, where the consumer benefits from battles between jolly green giants.

He had had no experience in asking for a job with a big organization, and Mr. Dilling was making him aware of what a fine art it was--if you couldn't run a machine. A duel was under way.

I am committing suicide by cigarette, ” I replied. She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn’t. I thought it was hideous that I should scorn life that much, sucking away on cancer sticks.

A woman's not a woman till the pills wear off.