Your initiations are worthwhile.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

I WILL FOLLOW ANYONE... AND THANK EVERYONE... WHO TRIES... TO BRING SMILE BACK... TO THIS WOMAN

There is no greater place for damage (than marriage) because there is no greater place for glory.

Just the idea to have everything you need essentially stored in one piece of portable technology is very exciting.

I surround myself with a talented group of people that are opinionated and interesting. I try to remain very open to what others have to say.

Death must be easy cuz life is hard

Programs are meant to be read by humans and only incidentally for computers to execute.

From reading too much, and sleeping too little, his brain dried up on him and he lost his judgment.

How can you not forgive someone who made you a better person?

The sun don't shine forever, but as long as it's here, then we might as well shine together.

I love metaphors. I've never been on this train. ... If I'm standing on the middle of a track, I'm definitely going to get derailed. I have to make sure that I'm on the train and not in front of it.